EL TORO DE RAFA

Friday, July 17, 2009

Yes, Yes I Would.

You can't very well expect me to say no when you present a very sculpted jawline covered in sexy stubble now can you?

Don't even get me started on the adam's apple.

Thanks Jills for the pic!

From My Blog To Rafa's Ear

Last week, prompted by a picture of Rafa wearing what looks like a biker's sunglasses in Mallorca, I said this:

Those sunglasses makes me want to see him straddling the rumbling engine of a Ducatti.

And yesterday? Et voila:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet baby Jesus, thank you!

Okay, so it's a Harley not Ducatti, but I'm close enough. I don't know why or how he got this bike but future possible photo-ops is crowding my mind at a phenomenal pace.

Methinks though, Marat needs to teach him how to pose around a bike, since they're such good friends and all.

What say you, darlings? Should they pose around a bike together to further fan our unholy lusts?

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tennis Fact: Justin Gimelstob Is A Douche.

Proof:

Yes, dear Justin took this picture of him wearing a very sexy hospital cap and gown to show us his pretty mug right before he has an epidural injection. He deleted the picture right after he published it but uh-oh, firefox history button allowed me to go back and *gasp* print screen this lovely page of this picture in his twitpic account for all of you to see and ogle. You can ogle it better by enlarging it. Right click and "view image".

I told him that he was a douche by replying to his @ in twitter and I followed him right after (I wasn't a follower before) to see what other douchebaggery he could come up with and guess what? He blocked me. Yep. This man, a renowned sports commentator who used to be a proffesional tennis player, is small enough to block a little blogger from the third world because she called him a douche to his face.

Justin, you're a douche. It's just my opinion. Get over it. Can't we all just be friends?

I say if you're stupid enough to publish such a proof of douchebaggery lovely picture, then at least be brave enough to deal with the backlash.

Update: My bad. The picture still exists.

Kneesgate Update

Rafa's team needs to find a way to anounce they're going to announce something without making people worrying all the damned day. I was *this* close to chugging my mom's 30 year old red vintage.

From rafaelnadal.com:

Rafa Nadal underwent further medical tests today in Barcelona. He is slowly recovering from his injury and will resume practice next Monday July 20th. He will back in action in Montreal where he is defending champion.

Rafa travelled to Barcelona yesterday and underwent medical exams to see the evolution of the insertion tendinitis of both Quadricipitals Tendons through an MRI and radiography under the supervision of his doctor Angel Ruiz-Cotorro.

Also, Benito? Stop using google as translator, because "evolution of injury" makes people think of bad, bad things. Like the injury has evolved into a more advanced injury, and that is never good in the world of fandom. The word you're looking for is "development". I'm always available to be a translator for your time. I will not require payment, only time alone with Rafa 15 minutes every day. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Please don't think I am ungracious for the update. I am very grateful that you're involving us almost every step of the way. The announcement just didn't need that much sense of occasion.