Basement Pictures: The Evil Circle Of Rafa's Friends

So most of us probably knew that Rafa hangs out with a few guys named Tomeu and Mateu.

What you most probably didn't know is that MOST of the friends that he hangs out with is either called Tomeu, or Mateu.

That's right. 3 Tomeus and 2 Mateus to be exact.

Rumor is that there's 1 Joan and 1 Carlos (not Moya) in the mix, but it's still pretty bizarre if you ask me.

No, I don't know which is which. I'm not that interested to find out because I don't think I'll hit any of them. Ok, maybe the bald one. And the one in the middle of the first picture. But only if Rafa's not available!

Oh, to be a straight man and hang out with Rafa. I could hitch rides on the jet ski, the Aston. Not to mention Rafa is probably a very effective bait to draw other women.

I know, like DUH.

Thanks for the info, Stoogle!

SHOCKING: Xisca In The Basement!

Welcome to the church of St. Xisca.

The paintings below depicts the patron of Rafa Nadal's down to earth-ness herself.



Sometimes, this living saint plunges deep into the underworld of youthful going-ons. She does so to save lost juvenile souls from the dangers of bad music, terrible fashion sense and the mold in people's basements.



These holy missions does not usually take long, no. A little chitchat, a photo-op...



Et voila! A swarm of recruits to bring the holy word to the deepest corners of the world wide web.

Yes, I've taken a little too much painkiller today.

Pictures thanks to Rafanatic Meri!

Basement Pictures. Again.

I'll never have enough of these.

Because we're all like, not stalkering him enough.

You say Ginge has curly hair? Ernests Gulbis? Feh. Now *those*are curls.

Cheekbones Ahoy!

Here's Rafa with Some other guy! at someone's basement in Manacor.



Yeah. Again, no one's mauling him, cos they're all like, blind to hawtness or something. I do wonder what the guy on Rafa's right so excited about. Wait, I can't believe I just typed that. Never mind.



He's toned it down for the second picture but we're smarter than that! You have been noted by the Rafanatics, Excited Guy. Watch it.

images via We <3 Marc!