He's Like The Grinch That Stole Christmas.

Seriously, I don't even get it.

Why must he insist on being a buzzkill?

See?

It's like having really good sex with your partner and suddenly Robert Pattinson just pops outside your window.

Oh well. He helped them get the trophy. I guess it's worth it.

...or not.

I kid, I kid. This is worth A LOT:

Congrats Spain on the consecutive Davis Cup wins! Oh, and the hot lot of you are always welcome to pop outside my window anytime. Aside from the Grinch, obvs.

Yes, Yes I Would.

You can't very well expect me to say no when you present a very sculpted jawline covered in sexy stubble now can you?

Don't even get me started on the adam's apple.

Thanks Jills for the pic!

Nando. Muscles. Glisten.

Sorry, I can't think of a title in full sentences.

The yards of luscious, edible Nando skin sort of zapped a few brain cells.

Pic from Forty Deuce.

Holy Hawaiian Shorts, Batman!

I said in the Nando post I can't get over his shorts. I didn't realize I've seen those shorts before.. on Rafa. My only defense is, the Rafa pic was too small. Forgive my lapse.

Moya & Rafa in his beach house in Portocristo. I don't know why his hair is so curly and LOOK AT THE SHORTS.

This is a current picture, btw.

I think that is the tail light of his Aston, yes?

The shorts on Feli.

On Sergio Ramos.

And once again, on Nando.

What is happening?? Did they all promise each other to wear it? Did they buy it at the same time in a manly shopping spree excursion? Is this the spanish sportsmen's choice of beach shorts? Is it requisite for all hot sportsmen* in Spain? Does it make manly ass looks more manly? Is there something Freudian we can glean from the wearability of these shorts??

WHAT IS WITH THESE SHORTS?!

Inquiring mind wants to know.

*Aside from Ramos. He's only hot when you look at him at certain angles, and if you don't mind a man that carries LV bags.. all the time.

Thanks emmyoueffsee for the Feli and Ramos images, and Stella for Rafa/Moya images!

"Hola, My Name Is Nando..."

"And I am here to take pictures of your.. dog. They - I mean he, will be mucho admired in my Facebook."

Nando boy relaxes in Ibiza with.. a lot of random girls.

He doesn't waste time.

I can't get over the seemingly non-accidental slip of the CK undies. Nor the hawaiian shorts.

Ah, but still a sexy beast.

Source - I got the link off Twitter, I think it's @risha_ but I'm really not sure so if the linkolator reads my blog and would like to claim credit it's all yours.

"Quick! Find Me An Excuse!"

That was the first thing that crossed my mind when I had this strange urge to just post pics of hot men today, but then I remembered what the site is about and had a "duh" moment. So here it is.

Who can have a "hot men in tennis special" without Feli? No, I don't know why he's licking his hand.

Nando 'cause.. he pretty without hair gel. 'Nuff said.

Pico has a special place in my heart. He just does. The nipplegate doesn't hurt either.

So let us now mourn these hotness who just couldn't manage to get to the second week of Wimbledon. What a waste.

All these pictures are courtesy of Sam, a Rafateer from the BBC 606 board. So you can't find it nowhere else! *waves to Sam*

WIMBLEDON: So Much Pretty On The Men's Side

Maybe I'm deflecting what with Rafa out of commission and all, but hot damn, when did these guys get so darned sexy?

Nole rocks a haircut and red accents by Adidas. He is through to the second round in 4 sets against Julien Beneteau, 6-7(8) 7-6(1) 6-2 6-4. He did, however, slid around on the grass more than he probably meant to. I heard more than one players were doing that on center court, so maybe (just maybe) it's not Adidas' fault after all. I suppose we'll see by Wednesday. But in the meantime, let's gaze upon the hotness that is Nole.

Nom.

You know who else is nom today? You'd never have expected this coming from me, but... Nando was looking very, very "touchable" today.

You guessed it - no more excessive hair gel! OMG ALERT VIDAL SASSOON. I want to run through my fingers in his lovely locks... and pretend it's Rafa's. Never say I'm not a loyal fan. Nando won his match against James Ward in convincing straight sets, 6-1 6-3 6-4.

And maybe James would not exactly be called pretty by us experts here in Tennis Lust, but look at those eyes and try to tell me it's not envy-inducing.

Tommy Robredo caused us a bit of a heart palpitations session by winning very tightly over Luka Gregorc 7-6(4) 6-4 5-7 7-6(3), but he wants to smooch us and we want to smooch him back, so we forgive him. Such generous creatures we are.

Sadly, the one arguably prettiest amongst the pretty lost today to Karol Beck in 5 sets, 1-6 7-5 6-3 4-6 10-8. Feli, how you disappoint us. And it's so annoying how you could be so pretty yet good pictures of you is very hard to find. Alas, we have to settle with this one.

The not so pretty one? Soderling also racked a win today.

Prettiest picture I could find of him.

ROME: Semis, Here Comes Rafa.

Rafa won 63, 63 over Nando in Rome. To his credit, The Hawk gave it his all and then some, even causing his knee to go bad again and calling the physio, and made me wish that physio was yours truly. Ah, the wonderful world of ATP trainers. There's nothing else like it, is there?

Not sure what Rafa is so surprised about in this picture. Really, all I can think of is, Eyebrows! and, Chocolate Eyes!

Despite some negative body language from Nando, for most of the match he looked quietly confident, and he made Rafa werq! today. I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, I like him as a person and for him to ascend in play and rankings makes me feel good. On the other, there is that something about him that is just difficult for Rafa to shake off. I know, the scoreline doesn't say much, but most of the games in the second set went to deuce many times. One game in particular was more than 8 minutes long. That game probably caused Nando to call the trainer and go "ooh aah ouch" on tv and made me fan myself, and that kinda worried me a bit. This happened at AO - although that one was very understandable, I mean 5 hours? Peel me off the court already - and then the match with Ginge in IW/Miami (can't remember which) he called the trainer too, and I'm not sure if he played badly because of the bad knee or he called the trainer because he was playing badly. Oh boy, I think I just confused myself. My point is, he probably needs to lose a few pounds as whatever the problem is, all those muscles are not helping. I suggest he get himself a Yorkshire Terrier, as it really worked for me in losing weight. Just sayin'.

Other matches of the day results in no upsets. Well, for most people at least. Me, I'm quite upset of my Freaky Tall (tm Miri) losing to the King of Smurfs, but that's just me. Roger needed to scramble up a tiebreak to  put away Mischa Zverev, but after that it went pretty smooth. Shame, as Mischa is preeeeetteeeeh. He also had a beaut of a one handed backhand, and he was rocking that BH volley most of the first set. Shame.

I just don't understand the gangsta necklace. Is it coming back in style? And what is it about Argentines that makes them so hairy:

I'm not sure if it's a turn on or a turn off, but since I'd still hit it, I'm guessing it's more the former than latter.

So tomorrow, Roger vs Djoko starting at 1.30 PM, and Rafa vs Gonzo or Monaco at 4.

Los Príncipes Del Tenis Español: Are We Sure They're Humans?

Surely mere humans wouldn't be so tempting.

Spanish tennis hunks on the Spanish Elle!

Did I ever say anything bad about Nando? My bad. I'd take him in a heartbeat.

*sigh*

When did Tommy get so dreamy looking?

Ferru looks better off than on court, yes? 'Specially with the shirt off.

Unfortunately we don't really have a good picture of shirtless Almagro.
I know, it's a crime.

Does anyone ever wonder why Feli chose tennis instead of modelling?

Om nom nom nom.

Have I ever mentioned how much I love tiny, polcadot boxers? 

I don't know who that is lying on the sand, but Ferru's (huge and white) thighs are blinding me in a totally good way.

Is this the guys' version of pillow fight? A pillow case fight? 
Inquiring mind wants to know, because my appreciation is all woman.

(Not that a man's appreciation wouldn't be as strong, but that line sounds funnier in my head.) 

Tommy fought a bloody battle with the coconut tree to be on camera, and he lost.

So did Nico.

Feli is taking this photoshoot very seriously.

I swear, the first thing that popped into my head with this picture was "Baywatch".

We start with Nando and we close with Nando.
Hubba hubba and all that.

But, okay, so you got all of these men... but no Rafa. Epic fail.

Thanks to GreatTennisPhotos for the links!