Holy Hawaiian Shorts, Batman!

I said in the Nando post I can't get over his shorts. I didn't realize I've seen those shorts before.. on Rafa. My only defense is, the Rafa pic was too small. Forgive my lapse.

Moya & Rafa in his beach house in Portocristo. I don't know why his hair is so curly and LOOK AT THE SHORTS.

This is a current picture, btw.

I think that is the tail light of his Aston, yes?

The shorts on Feli.

On Sergio Ramos.

And once again, on Nando.

What is happening?? Did they all promise each other to wear it? Did they buy it at the same time in a manly shopping spree excursion? Is this the spanish sportsmen's choice of beach shorts? Is it requisite for all hot sportsmen* in Spain? Does it make manly ass looks more manly? Is there something Freudian we can glean from the wearability of these shorts??

WHAT IS WITH THESE SHORTS?!

Inquiring mind wants to know.

*Aside from Ramos. He's only hot when you look at him at certain angles, and if you don't mind a man that carries LV bags.. all the time.

Thanks emmyoueffsee for the Feli and Ramos images, and Stella for Rafa/Moya images!

RODDICK PIC SPAM!

Just 'cause I feel like it. I'm so over Wimbledon and 15.

Before receding hairline.

A-Rod's HOYAY moment!

This is after receding hairline, but eh, still kinda worthy.

And now JAILBAIT RODDICK!

Jailbait whomever is always good, okeh? Unless it's Radek.

Fine, so he looks a bit like Stiffler here, so what. Still cute.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO STIFFLER IS??

I have forgotten that he used to be sponsored by Reebok. Thought he was a Nike man. You know, flashy and all.

American charm!

Dare I say his lips here are quite.. tempting?

I daresay.

Male hipbones = sexay.

Roddick hipbones...?

I.. don't know what happened here.

Uh... yeah.

Look, I know he can be douche-y and most of the time I really don't like him. But for better or worse this is a guy who has consistently stayed in the top 10 for 7 years and counting. And after what he brought to the court yesterday, I have to pay him some respects.

Maybe my dislike of him will come back. Surely it would the first match I see him treating the ball boys/girls like errand runners, but in the meantime, you Roddick fans* enjoy this.

*are there any Rod fans reading this site??

"Hola, My Name Is Nando..."

"And I am here to take pictures of your.. dog. They - I mean he, will be mucho admired in my Facebook."

Nando boy relaxes in Ibiza with.. a lot of random girls.

He doesn't waste time.

I can't get over the seemingly non-accidental slip of the CK undies. Nor the hawaiian shorts.

Ah, but still a sexy beast.

Source - I got the link off Twitter, I think it's @risha_ but I'm really not sure so if the linkolator reads my blog and would like to claim credit it's all yours.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Andy Roddick.

Fighter of the tournament.

Shame it was not quite enough.

Andy played his heart out and then some. Scraped the bottom of the barrel. But Roger is, well he's RF (tm Nike). He's got tennis imprinted in his DNA. He only needed a few mistakes from Andy, a single muscle twitch, and it was all over for the American.

To put what he's done in perspective, he's played more hours on court than any other player in the tournament. And yet he still pushed Roger to a 5 setter today. That, my darling readers, is pure grit and tenacity.

He came with a game plan and it worked for 255 minutes. He literally lost at the last minute of the match. His hard work, his discipline in executing his plans deserves so much respect and admiration. Problem is he has this box of talent that he just can't bust through. His style of play is just a little outdated, a little stiff compared to what the younguns are bringing to the courts nowadays. And it breaks my heart because there are so many players out there more talented than him that are not winning matches just because they don't have the drive or discipline.

The world is a little unfair to Andy Roddick 's career and his fighting spirit. But today, he made a fan out of me.

And So, Rojah Made History...

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Did we think there was gonna be a different ending to the day?

Congratulations on breaking the record, Roger. It'll stay unbroken for quite some time yet. So rest easy, and enjoy playing Daddy for a while.

And please Mirka, on your next pregnancy stay home. You got me so worried just looking at you the whole match. And do not bring that greasy haired man again. Just don't. The tennis world will thank you for it.

CAPTION THIS: Watch Where That Hand Is, Andy.

"What? I'm just helping your gluteus get into the correct position."

Btw? Miles is such a Hottie McHot.

That's all.

WIMBLEDON: Oh, Nole.

Look, I'm sorry to say this to all the Nole fans because this will hurt, but as much as Tommy is a choker... Nole is one too.

*ducks from rotten veggies*

It sucks because I was kinda rooting for him too this Wimbledon. Doesn't help that Tommy won their last match because Nole choked there too.

I hope Nole figures out how to handle it soon. He's not lacking for talent or drive or ambition. Just needs a little reorganizing up north.

And on that note, I leave you with this picture of Tommy. I did say I was gonna post pics of only hot men today.

I'd totally hit that. Thrice.