Hehe.. Yes it's me bday.. And my friend sent that 1st pic to me. A friend who understands a woman's obsessions (and gives fodder for it) is a friend to keep.
Thanks for the wishes dear! Keep the nicknames coming, I lub.
"Please release Rafa unharmed. I repeat, step away from the pillows, oil, and jello and release Rafa unharmed. This can be a peaceful exchange or it can get ugly. Your choice.
XOXO,
Xisca"
...was sent to my inbox today. you've been warned!
Xisca? Puh-leez. While I firmly believe she is every bit as hot as he is, and fully worthy, I can take her with handcuffs on and both legs tied to the ....are you listening, Rafa?;)
Babzooka, don't forget to drip the candles, and don't forget the strawberries and kiwis...and the pineapple. Pineapple very good for men, no?
I'm writing in reference to your plea of freeing Rafa. May I politely inform you of the following? If you dare barging into our Rafabduction, I will break your tiny frame in half. Using just my thumb and index finger. Cachái?
GAH! Sonja Nadal, you just stole my names for the next few days...NOW what do I do??? *bangs head against pillowed-walls* Babz...(sorry, I was going to use Babzeroni here)...use the ice first, with the candles...Have Rafa sing "Happy Birthday" as he lights them, then drips them onto you...
sonja Nadal, Yes, it does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Aren't those pillow comfy? You know, if I WAS going to stalk him, I wouldn't kiss him on the cheek. My hands would be down his pants before he could say, "Security!" (or the Spanish equivalent.)
A wonderful, I meant.
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP. That's one of my fave Rafapix.
ReplyDelete*passes out*
*doesn't get hurt due to fluffy pillows*
The headline is hysterical!! So Babz, go on and have yourself and wonderful kidnap & ransom birthday! ;-)
GAH!!!!
ReplyDeleteGAH!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs around*
*bumps into walls*
*tears hair out*
babzette,
ReplyDeleteIs today your bday? Happy Birthday if it is! :D
Oh dear.
ReplyDelete*calls supplier, orders wall pillows*
Hehe.. Yes it's me bday.. And my friend sent that 1st pic to me. A friend who understands a woman's obsessions (and gives fodder for it) is a friend to keep.
Thanks for the wishes dear! Keep the nicknames coming, I lub.
I almost forgot your present.
ReplyDelete*lugs in Rafa-shaped package*
He's due in Mallorca in two weeks time.
I mean..uh...Surprise!
babzette? LOL. Awesome.
ReplyDelete"Please release Rafa unharmed. I repeat, step away from the pillows, oil, and jello and release Rafa unharmed. This can be a peaceful exchange or it can get ugly. Your choice.
ReplyDeleteXOXO,
Xisca"
...was sent to my inbox today. you've been warned!
And babzerella, babzina... I love natch.
ReplyDelete*worships natch for her gift*
*calls dhl to send him back in 2 weeks*
*prepares candles, oils, and miscellaneous paraphernalia*
LOL Rich. We posted that at the same time.
ReplyDelete*puts on louboutin boots, loads up uzi*
Bring it on, Xisca.
Xisca? Puh-leez. While I firmly believe she is every bit as hot as he is, and fully worthy, I can take her with handcuffs on and both legs tied to the ....are you listening, Rafa?;)
ReplyDeleteBabzooka, don't forget to drip the candles, and don't forget the strawberries and kiwis...and the pineapple. Pineapple very good for men, no?
*twitch*
ReplyDeleteI have blindfolds, leather strips for bindings, melted chocolates, misc fruits, mirrors, ice cubes.. I think I need more than 2 weeks.
This sounds like the coolest dungeon EVER!!!
ReplyDelete*hacks into Rich's mailbox*
*sends email*
Dear Xisca,
I'm writing in reference to your plea of freeing Rafa. May I politely inform you of the following? If you dare barging into our Rafabduction, I will break your tiny frame in half. Using just my thumb and index finger. Cachái?
Sincerely,
Sonja Nadal
BTW, the name Babz is just as cool as the name Rafa - it goes with anything!
ReplyDeleteBabzeroni
Babzinator
Babzexy
Babzinson
Babzalina
And my favourite: Babzanita, hehe.
GAH! Sonja Nadal, you just stole my names for the next few days...NOW what do I do???
ReplyDelete*bangs head against pillowed-walls*
Babz...(sorry, I was going to use Babzeroni here)...use the ice first, with the candles...Have Rafa sing "Happy Birthday" as he lights them, then drips them onto you...
LOL, I'm sorry natch, but I was getting jealous because you stalked Rafa on the Palma airport and smooched him!!
ReplyDeleteNow the image of Rafa dripping something onto me (even though it's not my birthday) is very...
*plump*
Oh and I love being called by my full name, harr harr.
ReplyDeletesonja Nadal,
ReplyDeleteYes, it does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Aren't those pillow comfy?
You know, if I WAS going to stalk him, I wouldn't kiss him on the cheek. My hands would be down his pants before he could say, "Security!" (or the Spanish equivalent.)
Holy shit you guys. I just woke up and you make me have an epic twitch. How am I supposed to get anything done today?
ReplyDelete"use the ice first, with the candles…Have Rafa sing “Happy Birthday” as he lights them, then drips them onto you…"
the image it brings to my mind is... sublime. *sigh* Thank you god for rafanatics.