Friday, February 6, 2009

A Letter To Rafaelites

From Pete Bodo's blog:
In response to comments from quite a few readers of yesterday's "Deal With the Devil" post from Pete (apparently the world drastically lacks adequate media coverage of Rafael Nadal's victory at the Australian Open), some of you may not have seen that he responded in the comments with the following : 

"Guess I'll have to write a Nadal post tomorrow. Fair enough. Then we'll have a Q and A type thing, maybe live, later this week, so I can handle some of these questions I can't take on now."

Meanwhile Russ provided the following interim attempt at comfort to deprived Nadal fans everywhere:

Dear Rafaelites,

I am writing to thank you for helping me get over Fed's loss much sooner than I had expected. Here I sit, barely 48 hours removed from that match, feeling better than many of you. I mean, Fed's just been crushed, and I feel so bad for so many of you that I can't even revel in that sadness. Just as Fed stole Rafa's moment by crying, you've stolen my moment of grief.

I hope that one day, Rafa does beat Djokovic, Justin Gimelstob, or Vince Spadea on a big stage so that I don't have to spend so much time reading through posts of how horrible it is to be a Rafa fan. I cannot bear to think how painful it must be for you, as fans, to see Rafa reduce Roger Federer to tears, and then have the gall to comfort him. Djokovic fans seemed to handle victory over Federer much better than you. This is ironic, since we all know there is only one King (Queen-- where did we stand on that debate, anyway?) Killer, and that is your boy.

Anyway, this letter is rambling, but I just want to close by saying that I hope you find a hug from someone who can help you through the bitter disappointments of no article by Peter Bodo, and people claiming that Nadal is not the GOAT at 22 years old.

May you find comfort in knowing that the Gold Medal, Wimbledon, French Open, and Australian Open belong to him, and he's just entering prime tennis years. I didn't foresee that Rafa winning would cause so many of you this much pain -- and I wish you the strength and comfort you will need in what will certainly be a very difficult 4 years ahead.

Had I known this, I'd have personally flown to Australia with Tim and knocked over his water bottles, and prevented this travesty from occurring. May St. Toni keep you in his prayers.

With Condolences,

Russ

*Fixed to please one special Rafanatic. Apparently there's no point in doing a post about Rafa without his picture. Apologies. Will never happen again.


24 comments:

  1. What the...??!! Sour grapes much?

    I don't feel spoken to anyway, I'm a Rafanatic, not a Rafaelite (this name sucks LOL). Being that, I am always happy when my man wins.

    But poor Russ person, bitterness must taste terrible.

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  2. I actually thought the letter was hilarious.

    He's responding to these "rafaelites" that whines and moans about how Fed stole Rafa's moment on the stand, that there's not enough press about rafa's win (really? My news feed was flooded with it), etc etc.

    But you're right. We're not rafaelites, are we? Which is why I found the letter hilarious. ;)
    I'm just happy he won.

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  3. Uhmmmm...Babzilica? No Rafa pic. natch displeased.

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  4. natch - babzilica sorry. tomorrow will be shirtless day to make up.

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  5. Yourself or Rafa? ;)
    Maybe if we all show up topless, he will stop by for a visit.
    *takes off shirt in preparation*
    Good thing I just exfoliated.

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  6. You know if you want to see me shirtless, you only have to ask. Rafa however, might be a little difficult.

    *slathers body in cocoa butter, in case natch asks*

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  7. natch will try it at this year's USO.

    2009 Flushing Meadows:
    *walks past Rafa*
    Oooops! My shirt just fell off.
    *shows Rafa pix of topless Rafanatics*
    Do you mind stopping by for a visit...that is, after I f*^k you into tomorrow?

    Yes...yes. I think it will work.

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  8. Once he sees the pictures, I'm sure he will oblige.

    If not, we can always kidnap him. *shrugs*

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  9. I'm already seeing the headlines:

    CRAZY YET VERY ATTRACTIVE STREAKER LADY BARES ALL IN FRONT OF TENNIS GOD

    :D

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  10. or:

    HOT FAN KIDNAPS WORLD NUMBER 1
    Cnn.com: "The RAFANATICS are claiming to be behind the kidnapping. They will however, take no ransom. The situation is dire..."

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  11. Honestly, I almost did it last year. If I weren't someone's guest, I would have. I'll tell you...
    *looks around to see if anyone else is listening in*
    *whispers again*
    ...he did look at them. Lots of guys do. I squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed myself to death almost when he did.

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  12. Look at?

    Why you little... brilliant wench! You streaked didn't you!!

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  13. BREAKING NEWS:

    Nadal returned by kipnappers ** Terrorist group calls themselves "Rafanatics" ** Nadal diagnosed with terrible case of Stockholm syndrome ** Claims he will buy a house and live with terrorists forever **

    So crime DOES pay off!

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  14. No, no. Nothing like that. I just haven't had a man look me in my eyes since I was ten years old. They can't help themselves.
    I had to walk behind where he was sitting with his posse...uhhhh...to get a drink, yes, that's it. They all looked (and said hello), but when I saw HIM looking at them, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    Then I had to go back twice more...to get more...drinks. It was all innocent and coincidental, I swear. I did NOT go by him to sniff him...

    SoNa, call me a terrorist anytime.

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  15. OH YOU LUCKY WEEEEEEEEENCH

    WHO SAID HELLO

    SPILL

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  16. Jebus. The whole posse. I didn't ask for names, but I would assume it was his manager, PR guy, the physio dude...coupla other ppl. Honestly, it could have been other players, too, but my focus was not on them.
    Can I just add that under normal conditions, I'm revolted by the staring, but in this case...natch very happy. Even though they make her back hurt, despite all the yoga.

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  17. AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    WHY YOU NEVER TOLD ME BEFORE!!!!

    Oh god. Carlos Costa, his agent. Oh lord. If I can never get Rafa, I'd settle for him. LOOOOOOOOOORDDDD NATCH!!!!

    *puts natch in Rafanatics' Hall Of Fame*

    I second the hurting back thing. I don't have overly big ones, but I have a small frame and they look "bigger" on me and.. yea it's really tiring to have. Must... start.. yoga again.

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  18. natch must go teach now. with another erection, thank you very much.
    Uhm...is there any way to delete some of the above posts so that the whole world can't see?

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  19. Natch - if you want, i can save it and not have the whole world knowing.

    Next time email me. have fun with the class. make sure you wear absorbent panties.

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  20. LOL... this blog should be for registered naughty Rafanatics only, haha.

    Have fun teaching, natch! :P

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  21. Wha? I have to wear underwear now?

    Oh yes, and thank you for deletion/edit whatever the hell you do with them. natchistan will think of you tomorrow during her afternoon delight.

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  22. Ha! I love that letter. As much as it sucks that Rafa couldn't enjoy his winning moment as much as he deserved, I get so freaking tired of people complaining non-top about how everything is about Roger and, thus, making it all about Roger!

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  23. Wow, I should proof-read before posting a comment. non-top? Non-stop!

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  24. miri - i feel exactly the same way.

    he won, and that's that, people. it's not about roger.

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