You got that right, SoNa! That's what the eye doctor just told me. Rafeyesgonewild was the official diagnosis.
*disappears in puff of smoke* *reappears on Rafa's doorstep* *knocks loudly* Here I am! Ready to feel you. Interesting, suddenly I hear sirens heading this way...
Now blindness got me thinking... how would we like Rafa being blindfolded and his body being explored by us, using fluffy feathers, getting him all giggly?
Christ on a cracker crumb! I still can't notice things. Good thing I'm having my eyes examined. Rafarection, not Rafaerection. *smacks forehead*
ReplyDeleteHold on...maybe I AM blind. Yes, Yes...Rafa in braille. Oh yeah.
*pens letter to Rafa*
Dear Rafa,
I am blind and would like to meet you. In order to do this, I must feel you all over. What time is convenient for you?
Tantra Love,
natch
Dear natch,
ReplyDeleteNatch, mi amor, any time is convenient to be felt all over by you. Call Carlos to set up a meeting.
Waiting impatiently for your reply,
Rafa.
Tee hee, thanks Babzina - I feel honoured. :P
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you've gone blind natch - Rafa's just too effing beautiful.
You got that right, SoNa! That's what the eye doctor just told me. Rafeyesgonewild was the official diagnosis.
ReplyDelete*disappears in puff of smoke*
*reappears on Rafa's doorstep*
*knocks loudly*
Here I am! Ready to feel you.
Interesting, suddenly I hear sirens heading this way...
Hey, gotta love the magic tricks, natch!!
ReplyDeleteNow blindness got me thinking... how would we like Rafa being blindfolded and his body being explored by us, using fluffy feathers, getting him all giggly?
*dozes off into Rafarotic dreamland*
Or Rafa blindfolded feeling ME up...
ReplyDelete*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
*calls supplier to order crash carts*
ReplyDelete*revives*
ReplyDeleteJust in the nick of time. Thanks, Rafa, for all that pounding and chest massage.