Saturday, March 14, 2009

Rafa Might Deign The Third World With His Presence

Rafa has been invited to Thailand Open, and the president of Thai's Tennis Association said that the organizers have talked to Rafa and so far so good.

From Bangkok Post:
"We told his manager Nadal has never been to Thailand so we want him to come here for a 'vacation'," Suwat said.

"His manager said Nadal will tell us about his decision in two weeks' time."

Whoa. How much are the tickets to Thailand again? And what or who can I sell to acquire it?

Let's see, I have:

  1. One kidney I can afford to lose

  2. One Fendi bag from 2002

  3. Two pooches that are eating me out of house and home

  4. One fifth generation iPod

  5. A whole load of hair to be made into a wig


If I sell all of that, will it be enough to secure a ticket and accommodation? One way tix is fine, and I can live on instant noodles the whole time. Because:

Rafa



+


A place close enough for me to travel




=


Once in a lifetime chance




I think I have a friend in the Thailand embassy. Kit, may I crash at your place? 
*Phi Phi Island image from jorgetutor.com
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11 comments:

  1. neil in torontoMarch 14, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    *tucks self into Babz' Fendi bag*

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  2. BabzMarch 14, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    W00T! Maybe I can sell the bag more expensive then ;)

    One Fendi with a hot man inside, who wants to offer?

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  3. RiCHMarch 14, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    and you have two arms and two legs and two boobs (i think) - there's six more items. i think you're good to go. i can loan you mine (boobs i mean) but i'll need them back...husband likes me better with 'em.

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  4. anonMarch 14, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    I always thought that last pic should be the Lanvin campaign.

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  5. BabzMarch 14, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    But.. But if I sell my arms I cannot type and report my (very surely will be) triumphant Rafanatic moment! And I need my legs to chase Rafa when he's running (playfully) away from me, do I not?

    Oooh - can I borrow your moobs when i go club? See which pair generates better attention? I'll lend you mind when I take yours.

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  6. RiCHMarch 14, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    babz, people type with their toes and run on their arms. it's like the latest thing.

    and mi moobs es su moobs - i'm guessing (or dreaming) that mine are taut and firm. i'm hoping yours aren't.

    *fondles moobs in mirror, smiles*

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  7. BabzMarch 14, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    My dear bosom, how may I describe thee? It is well formed and totally disproportionate for my petite (yeah right) frame. You do need a strong enough back to carry it effortlessly.

    *sends a test pack to NY for Rich & hubby to review*

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  8. neil in torontoMarch 14, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    hee hee, dunno about hot, but skinny and bendy enough to fit in the bag :)

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  9. BabzMarch 14, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    You must be, as the bag is quite small ;)

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  10. sonjaMarch 14, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    HAHAHA the moob and Fendi discussion really cracked me up!! :D

    And Phi Phi Islands + Rafa = explicit images in my head...
    I'm thinking that underwater love scene from The Beach - sans Leo of course, plus Rafa and his aaaaaaaaabs..... o_O

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  11. hcfooMarch 17, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    Rafa was supposed to play in Thailand a couple or three years ago but failed to turn up twice! This is the third and final chance for Rafa to win back his Thai fans.

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