What does it say about me that I think it's adorable how he hasn't actually figured out this dressing up stuff?
Says I am GONE.
Love the shoes though. Or have I been hanging out too much with my best gay?
Yes, the hair is a bit rough, but we all know he doesn't give a fig.
Benito probably threatened to take away his cookies to make him attend this party.
UPDATE: found more pics!
Ah, Maria Sharapova and her fashion sense.
Don't like her, don't like what she's wearing, but damn she looks good.
Looks REALLY good. Almost can't believe it's her. Are we sure that's her eyes, her jawlines? But those are deffinitely her shoulders.
I like the curls James, why did you shave it off? A little overdressed, but I'll take him.
Serena Williams and her confidence! I'd kill for a sliver of that.
Truth? I think the dress is awesome on her. Suits her to a T.
"Yeah you know I put the D in D-I-V-A."
Venus is the coolest girl on the block!
I don't like the dress, but the hair makes me forgive everything. Doesn't she look fab with that pixie cut? I totally approve.
But is that all? Where's JJ? Ana? Ginge??
Found more pictures at Great Tennis Photos!
JJ's makeup/hair color is verra verra nice. "Opens" her eyes. Approval stamp.
She looks really good with a simple LBD donchathink? I'd burn the shoes though.
Dasco is.. agh. I can't believe I ever made a post of Nando vs Rafa. He's such a skanky manho.
The jeans. The perfectly calculated opening of the shirt. The tucked in shirt. THE SHIRT. The belt. The hair. The shoes.
AGH AGH AGH.
Moving on.
Dress is fine. Agi has a gorgeous bod. The shoes - burn baby burn.
May I ask, what is the point of kitten heels? I never did get it.
Nole's such a goof. The smile erases all his mistakes here, such as the black jacket with the black sneakers, the pants that are too long...
You know what? The smile doesn't erase. Fail.
And I'd actually wear this combination - with different hair and with my complexion, I'd look gorrrrrrge.
I know, I'm so humble. Or delusional. You must get used to it.
What is going on HERE?? Is Coyote Ugly making a sequel?? What's with the random LV bag? Combined with snake pants?? Is this some kinda twist of Cavalli??
I don't even know what's happening with the rest. It's too much for my sensibilities to handle so I'll let you judge for yourselves.
/snark
I swear, Rafa just had sex and threw something on.
ReplyDeleteAnd I few back and waited on the golf course for him all night...
*pouts*
*sobs*
All the others?...
...who gives a flying f**k????
"Don’t like her, don’t like what she’s wearing, but damn she looks good"
ReplyDeleteSO funny!
Rafa is pretty cute in his scruffy attire, but I do think he needs to try just a little bit harder. The cuffs of his shirt crack me up! It's like he's twelve years old, wearing his dad's shirt!
Babz, I'm sure you have the perfect outfit picked out for him in your mind :)
Right, so I've seen the pictures of Nando, Nole, Blake etc all trying hard to look good and stylish (especially Nando)for this party.
ReplyDeleteAnd then there is Rafa, in old denim jeans, un-ironed shirt, tousled locks and trainers.
Do tell me, why do I still think Rafa is one billion times hotter than the other guys?! Because I really do...
Mind you, I think the trainers are Lanvin and cost about £350, I saw them in London the other week and it looks like them.
I'm sayin' - just make it mandatory for Rafa to show up shirtless. If he's not going to style it up then strip it down.
ReplyDeleteYou like Rafa because he could make a sandwich board look hot. Especially if he had nothing else on!
ReplyDeleteNobody else can come close.
Rafa...naked...mmm...
ReplyDeleteThanks Natch, now I know! (-:
He looks like he slept in the whole outfit, then rolled out, into the elevator, et voila! " I am at your stupid party." He looks kinda grumpy in the first, like he just woke up.
ReplyDeleteStill wouldn't through him out. :)
I really think Shriekapova has had a small facelifty.....she doesn't even look like herself....little nip/tuck to manage the sun wrinkles.
ReplyDeleteWhat! Is he getting free stuff from Lanvin?? Hmm..... Purr.... Just one more reason to love Rafa.
ReplyDeleteRight???!?! I thought so too! The cheekbones look foreign to me. She's definitely looking more "feline".
ReplyDeleteAnd who am I to disagree with Rich?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Wrong language, but so funny!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like my humor! Yes, Rafa is mostimes clueless about dressing, but short of someone hiring a stylist for him he'll stay the same. He's just doesn't care. :D
ReplyDeletePerfect outfit for Rafa? Hmm let me see... Chocolates, whip cream and honey. ;)
Everyone is so hard on Tabasco! Hell yeah I want that button unbuttoned - his skin/chest/bod is gorge! Don't hide it, T! Jo's lookin'!!
ReplyDeleteI maintain that he is HOT, I don't care what ya'll say!! :)
*flove* Venus and Serena, they're just doing their own thing and looking great for it!
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT get over the lady ballers' sock tans, I really can't... It looks so hilarious.
Also cannot get over Nando's pig ugly belt and how Nole totally looks more and more like an old man.
*scrolls back up to rafapics*
*smiles and nods*
He is still the best looking.
He is a good looking man, it's the general "greasiness" I can't stand. But that's right Jo, stand up for your man!
ReplyDeleteIn the first one he looks thinner, his chest, his face... I hope you're eating all your cookies Rafa!
ReplyDeleteIt's not me, it's not you - where is SoNa?!?! Did she betray us??!?
ReplyDeleteI'd do him. Repeatedly. He doesn't strike me as "greasy." But then, I dated a self-professed 'greasy Italian' for 4 years, so maybe my tolerance is a bit high. 'Sokay.
ReplyDeleteTabasco is tabasco-hot.
Okay, now that I've had time to look him over better, Nando does need to lose the belt and shoes. Holy hell. Did the men all have no power in their rooms, or summat? Did they all get dressed in the dark? For real.
ReplyDeleteAnd I could care less what the chicks are wearing. They're. chicks. Although the snakeprint pants sort of stand out for their fugliness. They're so eighties. I had a pair in high school. In 1985.
Greedy b*#^ch!
ReplyDeleteWhen she gets back, let's sell her to Thailand, where she'll have to spend the rest of her life opening beer bottles...the hard way.
so na,
unless you have video, you've got some 'splainin' to do. (If you have video, all is forgiven.)
You're BAD! I'm more into savory than sweet - so I'd cover him in ketchup and french fries!!!
ReplyDeleteWell! That is a new twist on, er, the perfect outfit for tennis players we lust for. ;)
ReplyDeleteIf I go for savory, I might have to slather him in carbonara sauce.
What do you think Roger will say if Mirka shows up in their bedroom with a bottle of ketchup in hand? LOL!