Some of my favorites:
19. Pay the hotel staff to mix Rafa's white and coloured clothes together in the laundry, making the colours wear off onto the whites. With no whites, Rafa won't be able to step onto Centre Court at Wimbledon.
"No whites! No whites!
10. Introduce Rafa to Facebook and Bleacher Report so he gets hooked and is unable to get in his normal sleep, leaving him groggy on matchday.
9. Shout "Hey, Rafa" every time Rafa begins his pre-serve routine of fixing his undershorts, checking his shoe laces, and pushing back his hair so that he loses track and has to start over again. Rafa will take so long that he will be punished for time wasting, handing Roger more points.
7. Introduce Rafa to Alex Rodriguez and Barry Bonds, and put the ATP on high alert.
3. Convince the ATP to create a separate Tour for superhumans and transfer Rafa there. Yeah, Rafa, why don't you pick on someone your own size.
Check out the article, some of it's really good!
P.S: no offense to Fed fans..
I would think the number one way is for Federer to give all of us Rafanatics a key to Rafa's hotel room the night before. I can't speak for everyone else, but I know I'M not letting him out of that room!
ReplyDeleteNiiiiice idea natch! I'm all for it!
ReplyDelete*saves spot for Sonja on Rafa*
ReplyDeleteLook! We're sitting right next to each other!
*squeals*
*waves to natch from the other side of Rafa*
ReplyDeleteSo... who's in the middle?
ReplyDeleteNO ONE?
*JUMPS*