Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Rafa Rolls On.

Damn this chinese new year thing. I had to go to my grandmother's to eat good food and receive money in red envelopes all day long instead of watching the Latin Hotness match. 

*shakes fist*

I even went so far as begging my grandfather to look for a tennis broadcast but he clenched the remote so tight I was afraid I'd be disowned if I tried to go for it. Oh well. Family before Rafa, eh?

*shakes fist*

Rafa won easily over Gonzo 63, 62, 64. Not to say I expected much trouble for him coming up in this match, but from what I've read all over blogland and my news reader it was really quite a cakewalk for Rafa.



Murray The Ginge Hotness is out by Nando (ugh). Verdasco is probably the only Spanish tennis player that doesn't do a thing for me. Not. A. Thing. He used to, until he dated that Ana girl. I am icked out by girls with a "pure" image. Everytime I see her or read about her being all cutesy and shit, I feel like taking the biggest teddy bear doll from like, Harrod's and bash her head in.

But that's probably transference or whatever you psych people call it, from her snagging Nando and making me lose my hard-on over him.

*shakes fist*

6 comments:

  1. Totally with you on Fer. Ana just about destroyed my yearning for him. The mere fact he would be attracted to a maidenly girl like her bores the crap outta me...

    BTW hilarious post! :)

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  2. Fernando does nothing for me. Nothing, I tells ya.
    But Rafa, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...no more pink. You look like Bazooka Joe.

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  3. sonja - babe, you're too good for my ego. And yes, the fact that he would be attracted to her is just a turn off. You have no idea how angry I was when people were whispering (really loudly) about the possibility of her and Rafa. UGH UGH TRIPLE UGH.

    natch - whaaaaa??? I LOVE the pink on him!! I totes love it!
    *hides pink My Little Pony under bed*

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  4. Babz: I KNOW!! Rafa and Ana??? BARF!!! The day that happens, I'll burn my Rafanatic-Pass.

    natch: You've GOT to be kidding. He looks so gorgeous in pink.

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  5. No Pink. EVER.
    *goes into convulsions*
    Hate Pink. HATE. IT.
    *seizes*
    *thinks of naked Rafa*
    *thinks of naked Rafa's racquet*
    AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that's better.

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  6. Now babe. Don't hog that racquet. Surrender it kindly for my turn, please.

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