Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Holy Hawaiian Shorts, Batman!

I said in the Nando post I can't get over his shorts. I didn't realize I've seen those shorts before.. on Rafa. My only defense is, the Rafa pic was too small. Forgive my lapse.


Moya & Rafa in his beach house in Portocristo. I don't know why his hair is so curly and LOOK AT THE SHORTS.


This is a current picture, btw.



I think that is the tail light of his Aston, yes?



The shorts on Feli.



On Sergio Ramos.



And once again, on Nando.


What is happening?? Did they all promise each other to wear it? Did they buy it at the same time in a manly shopping spree excursion? Is this the spanish sportsmen's choice of beach shorts? Is it requisite for all hot sportsmen* in Spain? Does it make manly ass looks more manly? Is there something Freudian we can glean from the wearability of these shorts??


WHAT IS WITH THESE SHORTS?!


Inquiring mind wants to know.


*Aside from Ramos. He's only hot when you look at him at certain angles, and if you don't mind a man that carries LV bags.. all the time.


Thanks emmyoueffsee for the Feli and Ramos images, and Stella for Rafa/Moya images!




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12 comments:

  1. it's a scheme! they are evolving into 1, we should have known after the 'favourite movies' vid..

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  2. You're not the first to notice. Someone on another board said that maybe they were doing a male version of the "Sisterhood of traveling pants", "The Brotherhood of traveling Hawaiian shorts"? I think Charlie is making the delivery to Rafa. Anyway is that the it shorts now in Spain? there like so 5 years ago here. Well better that a speedo, imo.

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  3. I think the sea water's made Rafa's hair that curly, my hair behaves in the same strange way :P
    In his defense the flowers on his shorts aren't the same like the other three :P
    I thought Nando's were shorter but had to revisit their first mention here and cracked at the way he's made them look that way! What did he do, tuck them in the underpants?

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  4. BTW the pic of Rafa is in his beach house in Portocristo.

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  5. Are those lucky shorts or what? :P

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  6. Maybe they are the "get lucky" shorts.

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  7. THANK GOD - I couldn't have taken another day of random-tennis-players-not-being-Rafa-pics. :D

    *drools and cries all over Rafa's hotness in what's apparently the only shorts in Spain*

    Seriously, It-Shorts much?? I totally don't get it.

    And it really creeps me out that Nando's wearing underpants underneath his swim shorts. What's the deal, dude?

    *now back to Rafa hotness*

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  8. This is not just a coincidence is it? It's a conspiracy. What brand of shorts are these? It must be a form of guerrilla marketing to advertise the clothing brand by puttg them on Spain's hottest? And it seems to be working on us.

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  9. maybe they just passed the same pair of pants from one to the other... they're all madridistas no? it's like passing the ball

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  10. Same (well, similiar) shorts, yet Rafa looks 300 times hotter than any of the others. And that with some serious sock and t-shirt tan. I don't understand how he does it.
    I can live without Moya in boxers, though...

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  11. I hope the boardies got washed before being passing around. Must be a guy thing. Raf-ass looks totally hotter than the rest. And I agree, Moya you need to get some fashion tips from Rafa.

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  12. HEY! sergio ramos is a very hot sports spanish man, have you seen him in person? maybe he's not always fotogenetic. and LV bags are very classy!

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